On line vending machine

[Colonel McShizzle]

You receive a slap in the face and a cold shower. Easy fella.



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[frankthetank]

You receive a guide to finally allow you to reprogram and set your VCR clock.. Congrats, you can help out alot of people

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[[UWS] Tassy]

You receive nothing nothing nothing

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[lt]

you receive a two dollar rebate for my new book on verbal retaliation entitled "I'm Rubber, You're Glue: A Retrospective Look at Defensive Techniques for American Slander " ;D

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[JumpMasterG]

You receive a wallet made from the foreskins of 10 Zulu warriors...rub it and it turns into a full size suitcase!

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[[UWS] Tassy]

;D ;D

You receive my old computer parts, with explanation only in french

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[[UWS] Tassy]

You receive my new computer also dammit, still not working

>:(and the $800.00 bill with it brake it , throw it out the window,
pass on it with your car , just don't wanna see it anymore

Good luck

**insert coins** I've give enough already on that stupid !@#$%?&&** machine

[lt]

you receive two valium and a bottle of jack to calm yourself...


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[[UWS] Tassy]

you receive an empty bottle of jack, two aspirin and the 2 valium back, and no not my computer now that is fix


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[lt]

you receive me crashing on your couch after I take the valium

and two aspirin sitting on your coffee table


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[JumpMasterG]

You wake up to a "tea bagging" by those fat twins on minibikes
from the Guinness world record book!

That'll snap you out of a Valium induced stupor PDQ!!!


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[lt]

You receive one complimentary hit out on you by a number of savage mercenaries with no buy out clauses in their contracts.

(I'd hate to see you die for that little stunt you pulled on me with the two fat guys, but hey, it's a totally random machine deal right? What are ya gonna do? Oh, and Tassy, sorry about that stain...)

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[[UWS] Tassy]

;D ;D You receive my old couch now full of stains of what ?

God knows with the cat being horny, the dog and all those butts that sit on it for the past years good luck hihihihi

p.s. next one will be in leather

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[trainman]

I want vote for Monica lewinsky's exboyfriends wife

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[profbuldge]

You receive Hillary wrapped in leather you dirrrrrty bastard you


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